WokeBroTasticry

So, for safety sake, I’m going to delete some of my tweets from yesterday. Given the general hilarity that ensued, I thought I’d preserve some of the threads before I do…

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Prelude – ‘It’s Funny How This Feminism Is So Attractive to Men’

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*BOOM*

Scene 1 – ‘Trans Ideology Does Not Exist DUH’

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Scene 2 – Enter Bro The First, stage left, pursued by beard

‘Trans ideology does not exist duh but some women are born with testicles.’

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‘Non-penis people calling penis-people ‘bro’ is phallocentric acadamese, but penis-people telling non-penis people that they get to define their existence is… um.’

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‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but a woman is whoever says they’re a woman and anyone who disagrees is a witch.’

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‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but changing the definition of woman so it includes penis-people doesn’t affect you because I’m Irish and Brexit.’

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‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but I sure showed them bitches*

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*See Also

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‘Blessed be the suffering of the Bros’

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Scene 3 – Enter Bro The Second, followed by administrators 

‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but belief in sexual dimorphism is a biological phallusy.’

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‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but women only exist because forms.’

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*Twitter loses its mind*

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*Exit the terven, clutching their sides*

<Fin>

9 comments

  1. “You’re a woman because a doctor ticked a box”
    Omfg I’ve never heard anything more delusional and completely disassociated with reality.

    I hope you dont delete any of this. Wow.

  2. I saw this after the fact, I think I caught up with the Ulysses discussion…you’re so fabulous, I often find myself gibbering with incoherent rage when asked why I’m angry about all of this, so I frequently refer people to your website. Thanks so much, and have a lovely Christmas.xxx

  3. This is incredible.
    “Please tell us what a woman is without resorting to circular logic…”
    “A woman is a woman because she says she is”
    Immediate circular logic. I’m in awe of their ability to completely ignore the world.

  4. So if the nurse got distracted, put the chart down, came back to it a few minutes later and mistakenly checked “male” I’d be a man now? Wow! Nurses and doctors are very powerful!

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